Petting Zoo
between standing on me to
make me fart eating
my pens and pencils this cat
is gunna get it up the bracket
and soon
there is no tie like
the tie you have with pets
it doesn’t make them hate proof
I laughed when he ate
the lipstick smiled
at me
Dame Edna with a
slow beard
tooth marks
in the vibrator not
so much
love this poem
ReplyDeletehold that doona down....wonderful.
ReplyDeleteJust don’t touch the vibrator!
ReplyDeleteOr the lippy
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