My muse has taken a sickie
My muse is a fake tradie
My muse is now someone else’s muse
My muse has taken up a hobby
My muse just skipped to Bali
My muse is committing adultery
My muse is severing all ties
My muse is exploring his options
My muse is at a health spa
My muse is running a campaign for Mexit
My muse can’t keep it in his pants
My muse won’t even Skype
P.S. Cottier
