morning!
plot of splayed
rhubarb stems
inviting as loose
teeth
choked by fecund
weeds from the Apocalypse
the trees when I
skulk out
earlier than any
bird
are like cockroaches
surprised
with nowhere to go
gummy frost on the
tin roofs
dew on the twisted
lintel
morning all!
married these days
to a civilised addiction
grey nights and red
eyes
empty bottles
readied for the bin
heart tapping like
drumsticks on a rubber pad
distant jazz band
tenor sax clarinet electric violin
rushing high as a
B-29
swing but the
saddest I’ve ever heard
sad as an old fart
on the dole
whose only challenge
is pitching used toilet rolls
into the wastepaper
basket from the throne
during the long
hours of constipation
and similar dark
nights of the soul
cows eating blood
and bone
through a sebaceous
hole in the fence
sheet-metal sky
bright
as Port Kembla at
nictitating night
still the faint
throttling whiff of last night’s shit-cart
hell is walking
under the blue gums
still feeling four
thank God for the
pale green thumb
and the as-yet
unpeopled moon
(once Robert
Heinlein had 7UP erect a sign on it)
when you’ve got no
money there’s always Nature
Jimmy has got the
feather-duster again
hear him howl
his father is tall
and beefy and his
mother built like a
Sumo wrestler
I return to my
orthodontic gardening
happy to be bringing
life out of death
feel a bit like
Jesus, that other child of the sixties
startling as a
water-stained hull at the end of our road
off to Lethe on a
Lambretta
‛potting on’, as
Dad used to put it, a nubile —
well, let’s say,
petunia —
winking beadily at
the brim.
lol, just fantastic, (where do I start? where do you get this stuff? through the sebaceous hole in the fence!)
ReplyDeleteRobbie, This is very wonderful. Wonderful like Tom Waits. Wonderful like Robbie Verdon. Now we get a piano and a stand-up bass...
ReplyDeleteYou haven't heard my voice, Rob!
ReplyDeleteCrazily colossal. Laughed all the way through - even the sad bits - I'm like that. Fabulous images and juxtapositions.
ReplyDeleteThanks Lizz, the old hole in the fence at work again!
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