Monday, September 5, 2016

Robert Verdon, #289, morning all


morning!
plot of splayed rhubarb stems
inviting as loose teeth
choked by fecund weeds from the Apocalypse
the trees when I skulk out
earlier than any bird
are like cockroaches surprised
with nowhere to go
gummy frost on the tin roofs
dew on the twisted lintel
morning all!
married these days to a civilised addiction
grey nights and red eyes
empty bottles readied for the bin
heart tapping like drumsticks on a rubber pad
distant jazz band tenor sax clarinet electric violin
rushing high as a B-29
swing but the saddest I’ve ever heard
sad as an old fart on the dole
whose only challenge is pitching used toilet rolls
into the wastepaper basket from the throne
during the long hours of constipation
and similar dark nights of the soul
cows eating blood and bone
through a sebaceous hole in the fence
sheet-metal sky bright
as Port Kembla at nictitating night
still the faint throttling whiff of last night’s shit-cart
hell is walking under the blue gums
still feeling four
thank God for the pale green thumb
and the as-yet unpeopled moon
(once Robert Heinlein had 7UP erect a sign on it)
when you’ve got no money there’s always Nature
Jimmy has got the feather-duster again
hear him howl
his father is tall and beefy and his
mother built like a Sumo wrestler
I return to my orthodontic gardening
happy to be bringing life out of death
feel a bit like Jesus, that other child of the sixties
startling as a water-stained hull at the end of our road
off to Lethe on a Lambretta
‛potting on’, as Dad used to put it, a nubile —
well, let’s say, petunia —
winking beadily at the brim.

5 comments:

  1. lol, just fantastic, (where do I start? where do you get this stuff? through the sebaceous hole in the fence!)

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  2. Robbie, This is very wonderful. Wonderful like Tom Waits. Wonderful like Robbie Verdon. Now we get a piano and a stand-up bass...

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  3. Crazily colossal. Laughed all the way through - even the sad bits - I'm like that. Fabulous images and juxtapositions.

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  4. Thanks Lizz, the old hole in the fence at work again!

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