Thursday, August 23, 2018
Clark Gormley #20 The Pool Gene
it has been asserted
that the game of pool
is the descendent
of an ancient form
of croquet
mallets and hoops
evolved over centuries
into cues and pockets
as evidence
it was postulated
that is why
the felt is green
an outrageous claim!
we all know that
pool was created
in a betting parlor
in downtown Chicago
in 1870
just like bluegrass
was invented
by Bill Monroe
at the Grand Ole Opry
on the 13th of October
1939
the sporting world
was deeply skeptical
until
a painting showing
Louis XIV
playing on a hooped table
was unearthed
as the missing link
any day now
it will be exposed
as the Piltdown Man
that it really is
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I knew it!
ReplyDeleteon the level?
ReplyDeleteAt one end, with a lean further down the table.
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