Clark Gormley #8 Bagging Area

place item in bagging area

cherries this time of the year?

they’re imported from the USA!

did you ever stop to consider

how many food miles

are in your purchase? ever heard

of buy local? no wonder

the planet’s in trouble bonehead

scan or look up item

not the Cavendish bananas

again!  they throw away all 

the small ones and the straight ones so 

much waste! please wait 

for assistance

you could have got the red-tipped 

eco ones no pesticides 

much better for the planet 

you tightarse please use 

pin-pad to complete transaction

where’s your flybuys card you dope?

we’ve got over a thousand items

available from gadgets and

appliances to getaways and

even money off at the till

moron thank you for shopping

at Coles

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Listen you abusive android

checkout chick replacement you

can tell your Wesfarmers CEO

that he’ll find he won’t be able

to execute his backflip on

plastic bags when he’s on

the high moral ground and

until he flips back I’ll

be taking my reusable bags

elsewhere