Tug Dumbly # 43 - Itchy Trigger Finger

Itchy Trigger Finger

Trigger Warning

this lecture contains content

that some may find confronting.

Trigger Warning

this lift contains Muzak.

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this supermarket contains sugar.

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this bus contains gabbling school kids.

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this toilet contains germs.

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these bees contain stings.

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this cloud contains weather.

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this Nature contains Nature.

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these guns contain triggers

(which might be a more useful

trigger warning on US campuses) …

Trigger Warning

this comedy routine may contain

traces of jokes, though every

painstaking care has been taken

by the Diversity Committee, in

association with the Office for

Cultural and Social Appropriateness,

to bowdlerize, clean up, censor,

expunge, destroy and exterminate

anything that may even faintly, vaguely

or remotely be construed as being

in ANY way offensive, disturbing,

challenging, provocative, upsetting,

uncomfortable or embarrassing to

ANY ONE at ANY TIME in the

ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!

… In fact this comedy routine is now a lecture,

in an INCLUSIVE SAFE SPACE, on the

rules of the exciting new comedy genre

known as PERMISSABLE HILARITY …

No Trigger Warning is necessary. 

A laugh track will be edited in later.