Jefree Skewes #48 He's not that kind

He's not that kind of gay
more spit venom and grey

hurls hate on radio waves
spins advertisers pay

into selfish limelight
a wriggly wobbly chintzy jelly

he positions himself as nobly
the winner's pseudo advocate

every time he says
listen here I know it all

from his cardboard tower
little stacks of money

trickle down to fund
the next new suite and rant

a circus yellow and red triple extra wide plaid
doubled breasted with six inch cuffs

he's all tucked in and a matching
pork pie hat tops it off

this portly Dickenesque caricature
all thumbs and full of ruddy bull

still they come 'cos he speaks for them
their champion man of their people

if only they knew that in this simple ugly theatre
they play disposable not so silent unpaid extras

themselves scared just like sheep keep calling-in
undercover desperately cloaked in the bigot's flag

sneering giggles guffaws and sleazy gutless sniggles
rhyme with bucket loads of hate and incorrect mess

let's pull the plug on the dinosaur
whose single trick be spouting bile

some think funny mate

oh yes he's not that kind of gay