since you walked in it works fine
but it was stuffed
before
sure it was
the IT woman says 
like someone in a 70s sitcom 
with enough sarcasm 
that the Americans will get it
no rhyme nor reason 
the cause as elusive
as a Whac-A-Mole 
in a swiss cheese factory
fault finding needs to be so methodical 
change just one parameter at a time 
there are thousands of combinations
all seem implausible
and without an inkling
superstition takes over 
maybe it has to do 
with how you hold your tongue?
fingers crossed 
One leg cocked 
arms poised for attack
like the karate kid
get Mr Miyagi in
for the laying of hands
he may fix it but
only if you have faith 
in the process 
bugger!
perhaps it’s 
meteorological 
due to a solar wind
collateral from
the sun’s flatulence
or astrological 
at the whim of the gods
who apparently
feel they need to top up
my quota of mockery
there it is!
no, gone again
 
Celestial mockery it is Clark. I caught the toilet mucking up again today, but when I hollered to show she who had to be shown, it behaved impeccably
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