Thursday, December 13, 2018

Clark Gormley #72 Flyover


Unusual numbers of people
are lining the coastal walk
large crowds of them
standing on headlands
looking northward
expectantly
awaiting a Close Encounter

and at 10am
as foretold by The Herald
they arrive
awesome machines
the likes of which
have never been seen
in these here parts before

they fly in low
at less than a thousand feet
engines roaring
they give us all a buzz

these are not alien craft
but fighter jets
chosen by our government
our magnificent, clever
federal government
to ensure our safety

and cheap?
you can buy four of them
for the price of a light rail system
very good value for money
as the light rail top speed is 40 km/h
whereas the F35A reaches Mach 1.6
with the ability to wipe out
whole neighbourhoods in a mission
with targeted air strikes
using state-of-the-art technology
whereas the light rail can only kill
one cyclist at a time

2 comments:

  1. good to have a sense of proportion in these things

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  2. and they over run the GDP, as they turn into insinkacurrencyfyathons.
    can light rail derail on a dollar coin?

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