Just the Facts, Ma’am
‘ … anyway,
I heard Joni Mitchell’s a bitch.
Dylan’s an
arsehole too. And a stingy prick.
Mandella as
well. That tight you couldn’t slide
a credit
card between his arse cheeks.
Martin
Luther King? Pisshead, pantsman.
Set to
permanent screw cycle.
Squeezed in
a peach after every speech.
‘Course
Kennedy would root the hair
off a barber
shop floor.
Flawed? -
Mother Teressa, “sister of the poor?”
Don’t make
me barf! Ego like a zeppelin.
Insisted on
a first class jet.
And the
tanty she’d chuck if it wasn’t just so!
John Lennon?
Wifebeater. Junkie. Drunk.
Oh no,
always pinned or plastered.
Gandhi?
Randy bandy-legged little bastard.
The Dali
Lahma? All that giggling?
More hashram
than ashram.
Stephen
Hawking? The man was a monster.
And don’t
get me going on Frieda Khalo.
You know,
one time she pulled this scam
on a sponsor
… Oh, you have to go? …
Anyway, the
thing that gets me is
how did they
find time for anything else?
Salvador Dali bottled his farts
ReplyDelete... guess that makes him pretty harmless
that's surreally smelly
Deleteyou mean 'bet' he's never?
ReplyDeleteDidn't Jonathan Richmond, or someone,
have a song called Pablo Picasso was an Arsehole?