Clark Gormley #36 Soap

I yearn for the days
when soap was solid
if you're going to live
in squalid conditions
you need the hard stuff
not this push-button
anti-bacterial anti-
dandruff woosy greasy
foaming gel it makes me
uneasy and why the hell
is moisturiser in it?
isn't that putting back
the fat that the laurate's
removing it doesn't feel
clean and far from improving
the shower experience
that it never enhances
I'd rather drop it
and take my chances