Daffy Duck Does Kafka
I plan defences for crimes
I haven’t committed
against accusations
that will never be made
for charges that won’t stick
because they’ll never get laid.
Can I get a witness?
Someone to step up
and accuse me of something
anything, in this
court of the skull
this sadist’s charade?
Coz I did it, you hear?
Oh yeah, guilty as born,
GIIILLLL-TEEEE!
WOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO! …
[Crazily zig-zags off, plucking self,
then swan dives into smoking volcano]
I blame the unborn
ReplyDeleteto burn white smoke, the jury consumed
ReplyDeletethat's a great ending!
DeleteWhat a poem...wonderful Daffy D!
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DeleteCASUS BELLI, A SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING
The last war in Disneyland started when
Mary Poppins let off a few angry rounds
Mickey dives for cover, Minnie grabs an M-16
The tourists head for Goofy (lost it completely)
They then circle back around to Yosemite Sam
Who thunders Send them varmints to tarnation!
Elmer Fudd quickly breaks out his rifle collection
Daffy (in his element) looks for better defilade
Beep-beep says Road Runner this one's for you asshole!
Heckle and Jeckle are conducting some aerial recon
Unca Donald's ducks-in-diapers guerrillas move out
(Popeye and Olive Oyl are looking after the kids)
Then Tweetie Pie and Sylvester, in common cause
Suspend their misery, they get détente, they get cracking
Put down an RPG on the enemy flank (suddenly exposed)
Scrooge McDuck is furious at his helicopter throttle
The tourists rally forces and overcome the rebels
Bugs Bunny emerges from his position singing.
That's a great little toon Rob!
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