‘Your prayer has been put in a queue and will be
answered by the first available operator.
We are currently experiencing a higher than normal
prayer load due to the latest massacre.
If your prayer is not urgent, a non-emergency prayer, a
flippant, non-essential, half-arsed, hypocritical, not-really-meant, hot-air
prayer, press 1 for gun control, or you may prefer to call back later. (Like in
another life).’
Amen. Made me laugh, Tug.
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