Tug Dumbly - Chrissie Break

Chrissie Break

Country crackles
like a Sunday Roast
Hellsong rapture
clappy deliria
elect can run
to paradise
or Blue Hawaii
(lovely Wisteria)

Blue Mountains black
Great Barrier Grief
rivers tear tracks
furnaced interior
million wild acres
ashed like a fag …
Rotary Dad hoses
down climate hysteria

Smoke in your eyes
flames to the rear of ya
shut up and shop
it’s not like its Syria
science is slippery
just get a beer in ya
(‘unexpected item
in the bagging area’)

Click go the shears
through department inferiors
short back and sides
(worked well in Bavaria) -
Arts are now Trucking
the jobless diphtheria …
Rotary Dad hoses
down climate hysteria

Gut the creatives
whip their posteriors
fillet the pointy heads
castrate the media
we’ll show the luvvies
who’s superior
(‘unexpected item
in the bagging area’)

Dutton chops
in a grey cafeteria
he’s Masher Man
he’s Scotty’s terrier
price of freedom
just got scarier
(I hear they assembled him
from Ikea)

Aussies love
a quiet achiever,
silent one’s better,
and a dead one cheerier
do androids dream
of electoral sheep?
(‘Unexpected item
in the bagging area’)

Creation 'Science'
on the curricula
Climate’s not kid stuff
god’ll take care of ya
thoughts and prayers
to the dead in the area …
Rotary Dad hoses
down climate hysteria

Item now scanned
in bagging area -
it’s a shrivelled black heart
from a bbq brazier
a turd of coal
from the treeless interior
of a Rotary Dad hosing
down climate hysteria.