burke: My Balls #59

I fell in love with my balls
all over again when
they were endangered.

I accompanied them to
the lady who was
to scan them. She

carefully laid my penis
aside and held my sack.
I chattered away,

feigning comfort. 'How'd
you get into this
line of medicine?'

She separated left from
right, and scanned,
delicately. 'Been doing this

for eighteen years. I
was scanning other parts
of the body for

some time, but then
they asked if I could
do this.' She moved the scanner

to the right ball, a
different shape and size
to the left one.

'The only ones
embarrassed were
the young men when

they became excited.'
She smiled and I smiled,
no longer young,

feigning indifference.
'All done,' and I put
my balls away.