Glenyse's pantry — thanx for the honey |
BEES
i.
A
bee stung me on the tongue I was in the pram at the front door my mother saw me
just in time I think I had an iced bun but I don’t remember in fact I only know
because she told me when I was older
ii.
Some
bees live for only six or seven weeks a bee makes a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey
in its lifetime She says she licks every last drop from the bottom of every jar
Watch out for bees
iii.
She
asks her beekeeper husband to get one to sting her on her aching joint she
swears by it as a cure for arthritis The bee must be very well trained
iv.
A
bee man wanted to put hives in the middle of our violet Paterson’s Curse We
said no A heap of bee boxes appeared just on the other side of our boundary
fence Our neighbour got free honey No one got stung
v.
Male
bees die after mating If you are a boy bee stay a virgin
vi.
A worker
bee may visit 2000 flowers a day Plant more flowers so they don’t have to commute
vii.
If
you hear a loud humming from your beehives it is just the workers fanning the
queen with their wings It’s summer what do you expect
vii.
She
has taken up beekeeping Her pantry already full of preserves is also now lined
with deep gold honey jars I brought one home today a gift that makes me hum
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