local anaesthetic
seeps from my
favourite
tv station (so many
to choose from!),
affecting only
the brain
we watch it for the
re-runs of cop and
cooking shows
animal programs and
docos
about shark attacks,
cricket,
football and panel
games,
some in Chinese
(ain’t progress
grand?, some of the
ads are clever,
most are crap, the kids love
’em of course,
but when I turn the
but when I turn the
sound down I feel
lonely,
but when I turn the
but when I turn the
sound down I feel
lonely,
Philo T. Farnsworth
and John Logie
Baird’d be proud —
dunno about
Vladimir
K. Zworykin as I
think
he
was a commo — oh,
I
do know the history of tv, there was a
show
about it on tv)
then the news
arab terror
conspiracies and alcohol-fuelled
violence followed
breathlessly
by sport
(what a relief!)
sometimes the wife
and I
get off in front of
the tv
but only late at
night
usually NCIS is on,
or
some other Yank
stuff,
not The Big Bang
Theory, and
never porn; after
all,
we both gotta
get up for work
and evangelism
in the morning.
and evangelism
in the morning.
still laughing, thank you!
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