Friday, November 18, 2016

Lachlan Brown #13 Aspiration



Aspiration


If you change nothing, nothing will change.*
If you kill nothing, nothing will kill.
If you eat nothing, nothing will eat.
If you can connect nothing with nothing, see page eight of the strategic vision or contact a representative from HR.

If you follow nothing, nothing will follow.
If you tweet nothing, nothing will tweet.
If you hammer people with conditionals over nothing, nothing will hammer people with conditionals.
If you are a cyclops yelling at a guy who blinded you by calling him ‘Nothing,’ then ‘Nothing’ will yell at you from a ship as he speeds away to Ithaca.

If you understand nothing, nothing will understand.
If you deconstruct nothing, nothing will deconstruct.
If you Žižek nothing, nothing will Žižek.
If you gather refugees and treat them as though they are nothing, nothing will gather refugees and treat them as though they are.

If you take nothing, nothing will take.
If you scan nothing, nothing will scan.
If you wake nothing, nothing will wake.
If you brand nothing, nothing will brand
          (please add all the above to our five year plan).




*This is the title of a major Australian University's Five Year Strategic Plan 2016-2020 and an inspirational quote commonly attributed to Tony Robbins (with acknowledgement to Christopher Mayes for pointing this out).



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