having selected
electric phlegm
from the colour chart
a palpable iridescence
with a fore-palate of
filthy dishwater
hints of black bile
infusion of sputum
aftertaste of festering pus
washed down with an
electric catarrh Solo
and overwriting in
ultra-legible font
words that might as well
say “you dumb fuck”
they decided let’s find
the most repulsive
cancer or gangrene
based on popular opinion
oh, to be a fly in the ashtray
at those focus group meetings!
did they cease their quest
only when 100%
of respondents gagged?
did they hand out buckets?
or did they simply
seek out and employ
the worst marketer
in the world?
you got his one knocked Clark.
ReplyDeletelove your catarrh solo ...
ReplyDeleteleave my catarrh gently weeping
electric phlegm --
ReplyDeletethat's gotta be a band name
maybe
THE electric phlegm