this time of year you swan in like
some rich tourist and cause all sorts
of dramas for the natives
like infanticide! it might
be a culturally acceptable practice
in your barbaric backbower
but not here mate
and then we, the grieving parents
foster your kids! we feed them,
bring them up on our food, our values
and what thanks do we get? nothing,
they flock off at the first opportunity
and I don’t know your customs
back home, and I don’t want to
but round here 4am
is quiet time
and you think that you can sing?
your screeches aren’t fooling anyone,
I’m sorry, but you simply don’t have
the range, you start way too high,
the intervals in whatever obscure
Asian scale you’re attempting get smaller
as you approach your upper limit
so you stop, and then you try again
and again
save it for the nest mate
oh that’s right
you don’t have one
how I look forward to March when
you go back to wherever you came from
p. hanson, white-throated treecreeper
One Flock Party
had to leave off half way to throw brick at tree inhabited by koels...love this one Clark!
ReplyDelete'the first Koel, the angels did say ... SHUTUUUUUP!
ReplyDeleteNext, Clark, can you get started on the Mynah parties?
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