Tug Dumbly - Pee Fever

AKA Rage Against Hand-Pump Soap Dispensers, 

Pissweak Sensor Taps and Shitty Broken Hand-Dryers in Public Toilets. 

(Sorry John Masefield)     

I must go down for a pee again

to that public toilet sty

and all I ask is a tap I can turn

and a bar of soap nearby

and some paper towels on a roll

to give my hands a drying

before I wipe them on my pants,

traditions sadly dying.