Saturday, November 30, 2019

Jeffree Skewes #140 Miffed too


truth is, of mythology
we call-out the duds
and justly praise the rest eg.

water and taxes trickle downhill
all magpies swoop in September
humans are superior

curators get it right
bank execs aren't paid enough
the tall poppy syndrome is exaggerated

books, hard copy and libraries are doomed
contemporary art is not the art of now
mathematics is the most useful of all school subjects

avocado numbers are in dangerous decline
video replays solve the issues
coal is unrelated to anything

too much leisure is the root of all evil
most of us want to work forever
childcare is not a result of late-capitalism

rap music is a mere transition
chocolate a luxury never deserved before breakfast
wood is by far the best material

building roads is better than investing in art
what goes up must come down
one-hit wonders actually have more...

poetry is on the rise
America and the UK will get better
modern children are naturally smarter

no amount of calling-out politicians helps
the highest mountain is closer than you think
overcrowding makes sense

the best years are ahead
fashion's not a thing
if you count slowly the pressure comes down

dogs are smarter than cats
baldness a sign of virility
Christmas has never been bigger

TV sport is the new physical activity
vegans will rise up
myths are a curse


2 comments:

  1. I think this would make a great song, sung in the style of a piece by Bob Dylan.

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  2. Thanks kindly Claine, this would be a fertile but tricky voice - I'll go back to my plough and hum it through.

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