spiral down of ingrown hair
falling up the moving stair
long then longer hang nail tear
tooth chip fork in bloody gum
hammer hit poor black thumb
falling over one's own bum
eyelashing bloodshot red
pimple canal erupted
cover come off bed
cut of paper razor slit
unsightly evergrowing zit
clothes in which we do not fit
That gave me a great laugh. Clever too.
ReplyDeleteLizz, when I was reading it out the poem I dropped the laptop on my knuckle which I am now icing - OWEY! Everyone thought I was just demonstrating, but it was real.
ReplyDeletereading this I fell off the roof and into the path of a moving train — owey!
ReplyDeleteouch
ReplyDelete'Ow' is right, Sarah, a paper cut hurts...
ReplyDeletelol :) ow and wow
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