Robert Verdon, #158, 95 ideas that occur when you are doing something else (a foretaste)

New religion not promising an afterlife but scientifically making one!

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Or at least sanctifying it.

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Telemarketing was the cause of the Fall of the Roman Empire.

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American Empire?

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The great inventions of the British Empire were High Cockalorum and Murder in the Cathedral.

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I drown in my own staircase wit.

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I have put it in my will that I am to be fed to the magpies after I die.

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Power cannot be abolished except by power (or powder).

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I once got a softball catcher’s mitt for Christmas and barely used it.

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‛Disputation on the Power and Efficacy of Indulgences’.

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How are things in Glockamorra?

 

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