Robert Verdon, #195, The Opening of the Inaugural Speech of President Dump

My friends, there are those reading Vladimir Trotsky’s

‛ABC of Materialist Dialectics’ on the internet

while you are worried about pornography!

and China is building a bigger economy than the

failing U.S.A., right under our nose!

what happened to the keys to the gates of Heaven

that we always had in our safe pair of hands?

why can’t we even match the creativity of a 1950s

Burma-Shave billboard?

what is happening to the Right when we can’t even

keep a bonehead in power in Australia?

My friends, I say to you that we are in

decline, that there must be a way to claw our way back,

we still have the Bomb that we invented in Manhattan,

so follow me as I ride it down to victory!

(applause) …