Thursday, July 7, 2016

Kit Kelen #189 - Little Johnnie Howard


189
Little Johnnie Howard


in my dream
I am lecturing John Howard
and he is bound to hear


war criminal
hear myself nagging
and I like the sound


by what right
do you wreck their world?
by what right
make us all less safe?


little worm of a man
little hearted
little slug


so smug
so cunning
drainpipe rat
always out of harm's way


my turn now
it's not that he's tied to the chair
I don't have a rubber hose
but he has to listen
it's all in the rules of the dream
still he seems uncomprehending


throwback
dinosaur brain
so with-himself pleased
shaved off the whiskers
still he's all rat
where he's not worm


so many things are his fault
so many bad deeds
and worse intentions
didn't he do a job on us


mean, mean, mean
his dream for Australia
take the colour away


he made Pauline Hansen
she sprang fully armed
from his nethermost thoughts


he drowned the babies
he threw them overboard


he has made us much worse
made money the all-measure
made us to have business numbers


we were happy whistling
and he made us all count
beyond fingers and toes
look over the fence
have we more?
have we less?


grow the economy
grow the house
let's be some cancerous growth


see how he torments the children still
see how he trips up the lame and the old
mean little man
little hearted
no soul


in my dream
I am telling him all this


how much less he made us
the little rodent man
all scurry
the no-target
cheese-nibbler
inheritor of conquests
of denial


look at him
with his column of figures
how high can the little turd go?
how much of our substance can he salt away?
have it all valued
then we'll all know


hates a painting
hates a story
hates it when the music plays


all those words
hidden under his breath
cleanshaven
but the eyebrows
grow over him
they are the burning bush
of his Bible


the bigot's still under there
nice suit
he was made to our measure
the worse for the world to show


are our hearts so dark?
surely we're better?
somebody voted this in


he is pollution on Hawks Nest Beach
keep Tea Gardens clear of him


he is the tablet bearer
of Tories
he made us forget
who we are
could be


worse than Menzies
he had no excuse


he drowned the babies
he threw them overboard
he ate them
he still drinks their blood


poetry will not do him justice
we need a Royal Commission


so middle class
so nice, so white
scratch under for the savage heart
and rub the Gollum tum


his precious
three million kilometers square
all stolen and he won't say sorry


little man
made all of us smaller
mean, mean, mean


he set us back
a long long way
grub
he threw the truth overboard


he is the great Galipoliser
grumpy old fuck
makes sure nothing's fair


I look into his eyes
dementia
we get the kind we've earned
all that he worked so hard to forget
the how-we're-here and who-we-can-be


he won't be forgotten
we stick him on a wall
a stamp
he's the obverse of our coin
our hero-king
let's have a statue


lying little man
meek emperor
so lean with his cannibal vittles
how's his by-pass now?


like Pierce escaping from Port Arthur
waving the boat down
with some limbs of his comrades
as yet unconsumed


does he have friends?
cannibal king
starver of Wollstonecraft cats
exaggerator of fears
misery maker
hater disguised
makes Malcolm Fraser a saint


Scroogest of all prime monsters


yes they're coming
to rob us
to take all we have
in the night
to take us


they have the weapons
of mass destruction
things we dream
are far past reason
things we do and say


o it's dark
when you've forbidden ideas
dark all the way back to your childhood
but we're all white as bread
God save the Queen!
Long live the Queen!


that sunshine yellows the end of the tunnel
as if day would catch fire
he's the rabbit in the headlights
apoplectic with fear
our fears


the blacks
they're going to bail us up
the shanty edge of our hearts is rising
comes at us with tin for the sun
and the Arabs
forget China – they're buying
better form the wagons in a circle
good thing we have powerful friends
and buy the ranch next door


meek monster
ever so certain seeming
though it won't be enough
hear this, little creep
your nemesis is poetry


the worm turns
is there forgiveness
can I give him
the big smoochy dogslobber?


I am his judge
I put on the black rag
I stare into his blinking doubts


just a dream
just a dream
o it's fun to catch him like this 




5 comments:

  1. You have captured Howard's smallness of character so well here, Kit.

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  2. OH, Brilliant Kit, just brilliant! "...little creep, your nemesis is poetry." This dream of a poem sings like a righteous hex. (I'm sharing it.) How I felt/feel about Howard. The photo of the worm rat is a gem. Now, for Howard's advisor, Sinodinos. Surely, that teflon turd deserves a scat stanza or two.

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  3. Fantastic. This poem deserves a wide audience!

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  4. God I could dogslobber you for this gobsmacker. Fucking magic.

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