Cortidro or My Italy….
Not the Italy Nigella knows. Not
the spaces celebrated in design
folios.
Not that place where people really know
how to
live.
I find an old tube of ointment
in my bathroom cabinet, an
unlikely amulet –
it takes me somewhere else,
entirely.
To a motionless, fetid day. Forty
degrees
by ten in the morning on the
Padana Plain:
a fractious two year old with
an eye infection,
tense multi-party talks with
the in-laws,
and I’m covered in eczema, a
stress
reaction to this pilgrimage –
introducing
our new son to his family. I retain
just enough sanity to know I’m
fortunate
but Room
with a View it’s surely not.
After hammering out a diplomatic
understanding we take our leave
for air.
The baby is crying, my head is
thumping;
we cross six lanes of traffic,
leave the suburbs
for the old city. Coolness
descends. Silent
marble under porticos breeding
deep, cold shade.
The doors of the Farmacia are wrought
iron,
crafted by hand. Inside, it’s like a crack den
for a nation of hypochondriacs
– enough hospital
grade equipment to run a small intensive
care unit.
Who knew it was possible to buy
this stuff retail? We distract
our son
with an ultrasound machine, let
him try on
an oxygen mask; we decide an
ECG
is perhaps surplus to our requirements
and seek some help with our
aliments. They are taken
seriously, of course. We are
given
more than twenty minutes of the
pharmacists time,
thousands of words are
exchanged. Then the magical
tubes are produced, exclaimed
over and packed.
My tube of Cortidro remains with me.
I use it for the occasional
bout
of tinea now, with warm and
fond memories
of that most glamorous trip to
Italy.
I love how there's a whole story in innocuous things. And this little tube of story will stay with me in my imagined "Italy" :-)
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh, Lisa! Thank you. I had to google it of course, to make sure it wasn't a neurotoxin. Not that I have anything against a good neurotoxin. (Some of my favourite perfumes...) Anyway, it's good to know that it won't impair your ability to operate machinery. (Cortidro non altera la capacità di guidare veicoli o di usare macchinari.) :)
ReplyDeleteLove the irony in this. I travelled through Europe with husband and five children in a camper van for six weeks desiring the romantic but too often...
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