Anti-Social Networking
She flung hard words at me
like stones – in a public forum.
(Could have been worse. Virtual
reality won't break my bones.)
I knew they were fired
from a slingshot of rage
looking for the nearest target.
It just happened
that I'd placed myself
in that general direction.
'I'm not playing in your yard
any more,' she yelled,
or words to that effect.
I stated the facts –
which were also points of logic –
calmly, once, then told her
she was free to leave;
no-one would stop her.
Witnesses remarked
on my gift for diplomacy,
praised me: 'She was upset.
You let her be heard.'
Later, looking back
on what I'd said,
I was proud to discern
that I had delivered
a perfectly polite,
unassailable,
'Fuck you!'
well you nailed that one Rosemary, with fingers on keyboard.
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