Robert Verdon, #234, Friendly Advice

Thinner than ether, with that dieting caper,
you’ll be a supermodel before you’re vapour;
we’ll see you on television, flatter than the screen,
or two dimensional and glossy, and in a magazine.
The way kilos are dropping, surely it’s nothing sinister —
with such an image you should go for Prime Minister;
yes, you’re shedding substance, but don’t get too cocky,
since you’ll probably end up as just a jockey.